ttownshaw wrote:
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"knows zero about engines" category.
LOL....I've gotten plenty of that kind of advice before. Someone once told me how to decarbanize an engine by get the motor really hot by reving it up, pulling the spark plugs while it is still really hot

, and dumping in a whole bunch of water

Some advice you just choose to ignore from some people because you can't fix...well you know.
That would work well! After that water hydraulic locks the engine, and the rods look like little "Z"s, you can clean out all that carbon as you rebuild your motor!

That one is a new one, never heard it before.
My favourites:
Ajax cleanser into the intake while running will "reseat" rings, keeping the oil burning down down and it extends fuel economy by "smoothing out the cylinders" -
Oil fills the system faster if you get revs way up the instant it fires up.
Magnets on your fuel line will "align the fuel molecules" so they burn more efficently
works, but dumb - spray ether all over the intake to check for a vacuum leak - but you really need to hope there are no sources of ignition, or you are wearing paste-on eyebrows for a few months.
Sugar into the battery will restore acid in a nearly hosed battery.
Fuel tanks can be welded if you keep them pressurized with air while welding. - see eyebrows above.
Rice-powder, and egg mix will seal a cooling system. - Is this an engine, or Chinese take-away? I don't know about the cooling system, but it would be effective on plugging leaks in most people.
I have heard about the kero/diesel oil pan flush. Sounds like a recipe for needing new bearings to me. drain oil, insert kerosene, start, wonder what that funny banging noise is - ya, no thanks. On the other hand, if it was done to a mechanical injected diesel, the kero splashing away might make you get to experience the joys of a run-on. Want to feel helpless??? stand and stare at a diesel that you can't shut off because it's running on the contents of the oil pan - It's a feeling you really need to experience at least once in life.