Hey Hey Hey...whoa!!!!./....Just for the record the sewing machine idea is not mine: that's my story and I am sticking to it....if you guys think for one moment I need more than one woman ticked at me at a time./.(Well two if you count Gayle

) then you got another thing comin'...if you so much as touch your wifes sewing machine table I will assume no responsibility for you not being able to stand on a dock without "falling in" at the next Gathering!
Steve
(But I for one am thinking of taking that lift kit out of my wifes and putting it in my table...this will be cool...
Kathy: "Honey?"
Me: "Yes Dear"
Kathy: "My sewing machine doesn't go up and down like it used to can
you take a look at it"
Me: "Sure Honey....oh look...it seems like the upsey downsey thingy is
like, broken or something...it like...well...disintigrated..maybe you
should just set the machine on top of the table like a good little
quilter and just work from up there...that machine doesnt do you
any good under the table anyway....right poopsie?"
Kathy: Oh, Honey you think of everything!
However, if she ever learns the truth all my friends will be sitting around a year from now saying can you believe Steve has been dead a year already!
